Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
we all have that one friend in ssb who always picks pikachu and spams down + b
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie
#my soulmate would hate me #why is this bitch always walking into doors #where did this bruise come from #what did she do this time #did she fall down the stairs again ?
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language